Tesco jokes
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.