What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife