What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos? They both have barcodes
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco? Because every little bit helps
Why does Tesco like migits every little helps
How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass* Robber 2: you have to shit in a bag for life lol Robber 1: what, the Tesco or Asda one?
