What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Tesco Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
Why do dwarfs work at Tesco?
Because every little helps!
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why did the dwarf work at Tesco?
Because every little bit helps!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?