When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Punch a Midget
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Listen up, buttercup. The "joke" is all about the "perfect" time to punch a midget. The punchline sets up a scenario where the midget is hitting on your girl. So, you punch him. Get it? It's funny 'cause violence, and the midget's short, so it's okay, right? Of course, violence is never okay, and your brain is probably smoother than my behind if you thought this was actually knee-slapping material.