My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you." Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
*Im an orphan. lol
What was Stephen Hawkins favorite childhood song? The wheels on the chair go round and round.....
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
whats harder then steel Michel Jackson in an orphanage
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
whats in a michael jackson hotdog
a 50 year old piece of meat
a 12 year old bun
Name Something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Whatβs an orphans least favourite drink
Milk because his parents never came back with it
This is how my mom always threatens me: I brought you into this world, I can bring you out of it too. That's why I only have 2 siblings left.
I wonder where the bodies are?
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall thatβs what my grandpa and me played when I was young
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Q:What was hellen kellers favorite game as a kid A:musical chairs
