
Midget jokes
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.