This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about a midget who has two moms. The joke teller asks if his dad went to get milk. The midget tells him to shut up and the joke teller roasts him by saying that he doesn't shut up, he grows up like the midget should, implying that the midget is not growing. Get it? Good, now go back to watching cartoons.
Anonymous
Lame.