What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Tyson?
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Justin
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
