Midget

Midget jokes

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?

... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.

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  • What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.

    Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

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  • What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?

    Little Seizures.

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  • A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.

    The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"

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  • I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”

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  • I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.

    He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"

    I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.

    Me: "Are you ok sir?"

    Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."

    Me: "Well, which one are ya?"

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