Midget jokes
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
Tyson?
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Justin.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"