A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer, the bartender says no. The midget asks why, the bartender says "You're a little drunk"
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said; “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
tyson
Walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by him self and he looked like he needed a hand so i offered to help, he said this is not a big screen TV its a Kindle!!
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do u call a short student A Ravin
Justin
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a fat midget
- A pig
pussi
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!
