Dwarfism jokes
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Dwarf Shortage.
Midget
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Times are hard at the moment for people on disability benefits. I’ve got a friend who’s a dwarf...
...and he’s struggling to put food on the table.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?