Dwarfism jokes
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Do you think midgets start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?