Inclusion jokes
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What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
Thereโs this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why donโt she stand up for herself?
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
What do you call someone with no legs?
Disabled.
Join my beta communication community committee commission Cumbria, please guys and girls and gurls. It's all inclusive b&b.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they canโt stand up for themselves.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.