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Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
Why do special ed classes have fans?
To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
What is the worst part about siblings having sex?
Being left out.
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
