Inclusion jokes

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Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

Why do disabled people not like comedians?

Because they do stand up.

How to kick a deaf person off the plane:

Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.

Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.

Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.

How do you make a disabled person cry?

Let's go play tag!

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

That autistic kid having sex for the first time:

"U The Hips, U The Hips!"

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

What do you call a disabled person in a fire?

"HOT WHEELS!"

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Why do special ed classes have fans?

To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

What do you call someone with no legs?

Disabled.

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?

They never walk alone.