Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail? There is a small medium at large. (Pause For Laughter)
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do
Why did the midget not go to bed? He couldnt reach the bed
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
