Midget jokes
I walked out of the electronic store and saw a midget carrying a big screen TV all by himself. He looked like he needed a hand, so I offered to help.
He said, "This is not a big screen TV, it's a Kindle!!"
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Justin.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
pussi
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
Why couldn’t the midget talk?
Because someone stepped on him.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
Did you hear on the news that a midget psychic broke out of jail?
There is a small medium at large.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?