Why did the midgets laugh when they run?
Because there balls dragged along the ground.đ đđ¤Ł
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was âI was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said âgrow mario grow.ââ He commented âWhat the hell is wrong with you?â and I said âIKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.â
He then replied âThis is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I donât even know you.â And so I said âWell then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!â
Midget
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
Why do midgets work at Tesco?
Because every little helps.
If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual assault?
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Why don't midgets use tampons?
Answer: They are always tripping over the string.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
If there was a quiz on midgets, hereâs the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow Whiteâs 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?
Why shouldnât you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because itâs not big and itâs not clever.
Why couldnât the midget ride the bus?
He canât slam dunk his bus fare!
