Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
