Measure jokes
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler”
Papyrus: Sans, what are you doing?
Sans: Measuring your patience.
Papyrus: Grunts
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
Memes
I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).
Did you know Yao Ming has the biggest penis in Chinese history? It measured in at nearly 5 inches!
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Memes
Community
I have something to get off my chest. Addressing misconceptions and misinterpretations is crucial for fostering mutual understanding and preventing erroneous assessments. When communication is unclear or intentions are misunderstood, it can lead to confusion and hinder progress. Therefore, it's essential to articulate the reasoning behind recent endeavors clearly. Clear communication not only helps to bridge gaps in … Read more
IN YOUTH'S TENDER BLOOM BY,SHAYLIE HAMILTON
In youth's tender bloom, we start to rise, Through days of innocence, under azure skies. With every step, a world anew we meet, As time unfurls its tapestry complete.
In childhood's grasp, we danced with glee, Through fields of dreams, wild and free. Each moment a treasure, each laughter a song, In the symphony of innocence, we belong.
Yet as seasons change, so too do we… Read more
Big Randy is an imposing figure, standing at an impressive seven feet tall. His height alone is enough to command attention in any room he enters. His skin is a rich, deep black, smooth and unblemished, a testament to his African heritage. His eyes, a contrasting warm brown, are full of life and intelligence, often twinkling with a hint of mischief. Randy's physique is as impressive as his height. His broad shoulders… Read more