Preventative measures in friendship

The humor comes from the dark twist where the speaker decides to kill the person they suspect is a murderer, using a twisted form of preventative action. It's a play on the saying about potential murderers in a group.

• Murder
• Friendship
• Dark Humor
• Group
• Harm
• Violence

• My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
• If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?
• My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
• My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day. So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.