Preventative measures in friendship

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They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

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    The humor comes from the dark twist where the speaker decides to kill the person they suspect is a murderer, using a twisted form of preventative action. It's a play on the saying about potential murderers in a group.

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    oh yes true, i suspected one of mines but i think theres still someone...

    dave pov: ahh time to sit down and eat a muffi- WHaT ThE Fu-