They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
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Explanation
The humor comes from the dark twist where the speaker decides to kill the person they suspect is a murderer, using a twisted form of preventative action. It's a play on the saying about potential murderers in a group.
chaos
oh yes true, i suspected one of mines but i think theres still someone...
Iwantarefund
dave pov: ahh time to sit down and eat a muffi- WHaT ThE Fu-
Anonymous
LOL
Anonymous
that is true
Anonymous
hahaha yeah lol
Anonymous
Damm
Nintendo Fan
Hahahahaha