Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
