Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
