Farm jokes
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
They're blooming a gay chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road, when it should stay on a farm?
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
The chicken is so fat.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.