Farm jokes
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Old McDonald cuts himself. E-m E-m-O!
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
You are god if you can do any of these
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
What do you call a pig in a farm?
- A pig in a farm.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm, and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not.
"Not yet," says little Johnny, so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, "I saw you kick the chickens, so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either."
Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says, "You want to tell him, or should I?"
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Chicken
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Mary had a great big ram, his fleece was white as snow, when on hands and knees our Mary went, his wad was sure to blow.
Month by month her belly grew, increasing in its girth, and when five months had flown by, our Mary did give birth.
And Mary had a little lamb, a little lamb, a little lamb...
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Your uncle Jack is stuck on the horse...
Would you help him jack off the horse?