Farm jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the Moo-vie theater.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."