Cabbage jokes
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Your mum eats cabbage.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair.
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
