What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.
Knock knock Who’s there Cabbage Cabbage who Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Your mum years cabbage
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What was Stephen Hawkings favourite movie ? Cabbage Patch Kids.
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?
A: The wheelchair
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Stephen Hawking is intelligent. He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
