Cabbage

Cabbage Jokes

Burger

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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  • Age

    How can you find out how old a cabbage is?

    By looking at its cabbAGE.

    Knock

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cabbage.

    Cabbage who?

    Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

    Shopping List

    McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

    cabbage _50

    Carrots-50

    Cooking fat -100

    Onions_20

    Tomato-20

    salt-10

    Total=250

    She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

    McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

    His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

    Part

    Q: What is the hardest part to eat on a cabbage?

    A: The wheelchair.

    Patient

    Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?

    A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.