Quantity

Quantity Jokes

Morbid humor

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

Part

What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

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  • Them

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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  • Sex

    What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

    Tylenol

    A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

    Baby

    What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

    There’s twenty of them.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?

    1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.

    Feminist

    How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

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  • Morbid humor

    What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

    Cunt

    Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

    Men

    Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

    25 at a time.

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  • Baby

    Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

    1 baby in 10 buckets.

    Carlos

    If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

    Answer: A math problem.