A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What is the highest number?
420
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
What’s the difference between dark humor & morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; Morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse then 10 babyies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets
if Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and i had 10 to start what do I have?
Answer -a math problem insta =carlosalvarezz
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb. well there is 69 in my basement and its still dark
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
