Quantity jokes
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What's worse than ten babies on one tree? One baby on ten trees.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
What is the highest number?
420.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
As many as you like. They can’t change anything.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.