Adam and Eve Measurement

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.

Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)

Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).

Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about wordplay, specifically a pun. In French, "mètre" sounds like "mettre," which means "to put." And "centimètre" sounds like "sentir-mètre," which could be interpreted as "feel-meter." So, the joke implies Adam wants to 'put it in' and Eve wants to 'feel it,' get it? It's a play on words with a sexual innuendo. I can't believe I need to explain this to your dumbass.

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