Measuring Speed

The humor comes from the unexpected way the speaker reveals their desire to feel depressed. Instead of saying they want to measure the speed of an object in km/h or m/s, they say they want "km/s", creating a nonsensical measurement unit which can be read as "kill myself".

• Speed
• Object
• Depression
• Distance
• Measure
• Vehicle

• I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.
• I sexually identify as kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
• What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
• Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.