Kid

EnderGardian28

The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,“At the end of this ruler is a idiot”, he got suspended for asking witch end.

Wood

Anonymous

when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler

School

Daniel King

What is the leader of the school supplies?

The ruler!

Bad

Noob

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

Puns

Dakota Kowalski

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts

School

Daniel King

What is the leader of the school supplies ?

The ruler!

Straight

XenoGenesis

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler

Wife

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised

*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

Cow

Riley

What’s the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

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