Ruler Jokes

Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.

Student: which end?

'Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.'

The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.

Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.

when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler

Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.

Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!

Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts

I am your leader

What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler

Who is king of the insects?

The Monarch.

What is the leader of the school supplies ?

The ruler!

I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised

*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)

What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What did kings say when they were made king?

Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!