Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
I am your leader
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.