Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
'Who was purple and wanted to rule the world? Alexander the Grape.'
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Why’s it called a Caesar Salad? ‘Cause Caesar ruled the romaines.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
I am your leader
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake but his subjects showed up at his castle with a christian instead. And he said: NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
The ruler!
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Cesar: What was that good salad called? Servant: Ceaser, Cesar. Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like? Servant: Hail, Cesar Cesar: yes I know Hail Cesar but I need to know what the weathers like! Servant: Well its hail, Cesar. Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
