when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,“At the end of this ruler is a idiot”, he got suspended for asking witch end.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry? Because they have a supreme ruler.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
I told my wife* she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised
*(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as an helix ruler)
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they’ve got a supreme ruler
What is the leader of the school supplies ?
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
What’s the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies