Transgender People

Transgender People jokes

Carpenter

  • Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

    A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

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  • Thailand

  • Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

    Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

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  • Politics

  • What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

    Both aren't what they used to be...

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  • Suicide

  • Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

    Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

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  • Condom

  • If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

    I dunno man, worked for me.

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  • Friend

  • I have a trans friend.

    He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.

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  • Friend

  • My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

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