A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Assassin's Cost-Saving Measure
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, dummy. The assassin ain't gonna waste a bullet on the dude's pecker when he can just shoot the wife through the head and hit both targets at once. Get it? Two birds, one stone. And you probably miss every shot you take, I bet.