Why are fish đ easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
I can measure the speed of an object. Because I want to km/s
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What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
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Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
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What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
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Sans: âpokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
