Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
Your mama is so stupid she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90'.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Your hairline so far back I use it as a ruler to measure things
Ok boys are known to measure there dicks but do girls measure there depths?????
Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
Yo forehead is so big Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Sans: “pokes brother with ruler Papyrus: Sans what are you doing Sans: Measuring your patience Papyrus: Grunts
wanna hear a joke about measurment... nevermind it would take to long
