Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
This joke here is the worst.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
You guys are crazy!
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
