Man jokes

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

You just shot an unarmed man.

Well, he should have armed himself then.

What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?

Rainbow Six Siege

What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah

Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.