Man jokes
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Memes
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"