Man jokes
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”