Man jokes

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021

Man's hairline is back-court violation!

I told this man to rev his vehicle.

Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

What do you call a shocked Chinese man?

"Hu le fuk!"

Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.

After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.

“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.

The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

What's more sensitive than a pushy?

A Western man on the internet.

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...