God creates dog.
God: "You are man's best friend."
Dog: "That's pretty sexist."
God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"
Dog: "....."
God: "And chocolate kills you!"
Dog: "🐶"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is about God creating a dog. God's all like, "You're man's best friend!" but the dog's got a woke agenda and calls it sexist. God, being the ultimate authority, just shuts the dog up and adds chocolate to the "do not eat" list. You probably think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.