Humpty Dumpty's Fate

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."

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Alright listen up, egghead. So Humpty Dumpty, he eats it HARD, right? Like splat. And all the King's horses and dudes? They're like, "LOL, who cares? He's just an EGG!" Get it? It's funny 'cause they're supposed to help him, but they're just being jerks. What a bunch of jokers. You probably think eggs come from the grocery store, huh?

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