A wife and husband was setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.
A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning :3
How do u name a Chinese person? You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
why were 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9 then why was 10 affraid? it was between 9/11.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44 💀💀
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What is a suicide packs favorite song... Let the bodies hit floor
yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Matress World and slept on the floor.
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
the feather. the rope stopped the kid
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet , The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz, Where's the p, He looked down to the floor and said : it's running down my legs
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What is sprinkled around the pokemon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dog for a walk.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Tayler Swift.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
