Floor jokes
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
A wife and husband were setting up their computer, and the husband made the password "my dick." But the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
What do you call a door? A floor.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
When I get home from school, I always lay on my floor crying and wishing I was dead.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
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What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!