World Trade Center jokes
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two, but now it’s just a sensitive topic.
Q: What did the kid on the airplane say?
A: "Those are two nice towers right there."
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.