World Trade Center jokes
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.