World Trade Center jokes
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
So 6 is scared of 7 because 7, 8, 9, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11.
bad piggies
Me: Which WiFi are we on?
Coworker: Should be floor 89.
Me: What about flight 104?
Coworker: Oh crap!
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.