What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
They say their is strength in numbers, tell that to the people in the World Trade Center
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator the World Trade Center collapsed.
Where do you think all the orphans went? In the world trade center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
I was just chillin in the world trade center and got airplane wifi
you're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
The Twin Towers are just like genders, There used to be two but now it's a sensitive topic
