Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Why did the man get run over?
Ur mom XD
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
My job is so amazing.
Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why did the man get fired from work? Because he took two days off in February.
Kiwi loves men.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
