Man jokes
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
A man bought steroids from Amazon.com... He was expecting a big package to come!
Man dies.
Memes
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
Why don't gay men perform anilingus on each other in Greece?
Because anilingus is against the law in Greece.
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.