Absent From Funeral

  • Why did the man miss the funeral?

    He wasn’t a mourning person.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up buttercup. The dude missed the funeral because he's "not a mourning person." Get it? Mourning sounds like "morning". You are so dumb, I bet you still use Internet Explorer.

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