Walter jokes

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

Walter White.

JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.

What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.