Walter jokes
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
Walter White.
I鈥檓 not saying you鈥檙e going bald, but you鈥檒l find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.
The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
