Walter jokes

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

Walter White.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.

Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.