Walter jokes

Guy

Anonymous · 6 years ago

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"

Man

Hank Schrader · 3 years ago

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

Mexico

𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖 · 2 years ago

Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.

Tree

what’s dudeese · 17 days ago

A meme in two parts. The top part features Walter White and Jesse Pinkman walking in a hallway with text saying "I Sure Hope We Dont See That Tree With The Thick Ass". The bottom part features a tree trunk with a shape resembling human buttocks, with text saying "Hey Walter And Jesse" accompanied by a kissing emoji. Small reaction icons of Walter and Jesse looking shocked are on the right side.

Walter memes

Address

Walter White · 3 years ago

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"