I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Alright, listen up, you chucklehead! So, these ladies are a bit on the heavy side, right? They ask the dude what's "cracking," and he's not talking about a joke. He's saying their weight is gonna break the floor. Get it? Probably not, since you're denser than a neutron star. A neutron star is what is left after a supernova explosion of a big big star. It's like when you make a cake but you fail and instead of cake you get a dense lump of matter, like you.
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