Man jokes
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Is water wet?
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.