Man jokes
Man, that's funny!
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says, "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!" The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
How do you poop?
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
This man came up to me and asked if I could sell my house to him, and I said sure. Then five days later, he said that the loan should come in the mailbox. Then I checked the mailbox, and the only thing I saw was nothing, so I told the guy, "DEEZ NUTS IN YOUR MOUTH!"
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place? Because he kneaded the dough!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."