Man jokes
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Memes
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.