Man jokes
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee. The man said coffee was only a quarter. I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask-it.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!