Man jokes
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
Memes
I’ll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I’m a baker’s man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I’ll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you’re now worthless to me!
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.