Man jokes
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
Memes
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
A police officer pulls a man over. "Hands in the air!"
The man said, "Okay."