Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Today I ate out my girlfriend... Jeffrey Dahmer style.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?