Jeffrey Dahmer jokes
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?
Jeffrey Dahmer likes his men how he likes his coffee: black and ground up.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.