I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Cunt

What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

What do we call a Canadian gay ~disciplined cunt

Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.

What do you call a fat cunt under 3 ft

Ollie Abbott

What do we call a gay Canadian? Sophisticated cunt

I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat

How do you tell if a n..... is pregnant?

Shove a banana up her cunt. If there is a bite out of it when you pull it out you know another monkey is on the way

My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick

Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana