Cunt jokes
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.