The 60+ Best Cunt Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too

There's no "I" in team but there is a "U" in cunt

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

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True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"