Cunt Jokes

Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Anonymous

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too

madeleine mccan't

There's no "I" in team but there is a "U" in cunt

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Morthos Demoneye

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

D......fickenkid
in Offensive

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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Te4inchpounder

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

CHUCK

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Anonymous
in Dumbness

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Bill Nye The Nazi Spy

I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

Anonymous
in Necrophilia

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

Kadz dees nuts
in Offensive

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

wtf
in Necrophilia

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.

mr dickcheese

Cunt

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Liam

Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none

F...ERS

DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK

Joe90

Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

Richard

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Baz

A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.

Anonymous

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

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