Cunt Jokes

Grandpa

Jokes
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I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Invention

Anonymous
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Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too

Team

madeleine mccan't
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There's no "I" in team but there is a "U" in cunt

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Backpack

Morthos Demoneye
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I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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Offensive

D......fickenkid
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What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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Pie

CHUCK
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Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Forgetfulness

Bill Nye The Nazi Spy
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I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

Dumbness

Anonymous
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Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts

Suck

Te4inchpounder
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What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

Necrophilia

Anonymous
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How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....

Offensive

Kadz dees nuts
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I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

Necrophilia

wtf
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I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

Pussy

Darkness of Being
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If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?

Better

Liam
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Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none

Shit

Anonymous
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Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

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Adult

mr dickcheese
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Cunt

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Pussy

Richard
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True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"

Grandpa

Grandpa
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I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

Sadness

Baz
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A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.

Suck

F...ERS
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DON'T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK