I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday..the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
Cunt.
Grandfather's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Grandmother's last words: "You know how to use that hammer."
Dad's last words: "Always aim before you shoot that gun."
Mom's last words: "Turn off the stove when you're done."
My last thought: Am I a murderer?
