I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me…

How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him…

What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

Cunt

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

DON’T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt too

…two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ’ imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk…

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.

Google cream pie recipes.

Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none

Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It’s called “Buddha. You Fat Cunt.”

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder

what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt

Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx

I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat

True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said “Oh no you"re not. You’re not, you’re going to eat me just like it says in the book!”