I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don't Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
There's no "I" in team but there is a "U" in cunt
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they're both stuck up cunts
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Cunt
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
...two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ' imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk....
