I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt too
There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays don’t Google creampies.
Google cream pie recipes.
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me…
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday…the ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him…
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
DON’T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It’s called “Buddha. You Fat Cunt.”
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said “Oh no you"re not. You’re not, you’re going to eat me just like it says in the book!”
A cock really has a sad life, he’s hairs a mess his neighbors an areshole his best friend is a cunt.
Why are Deepika Amar’s jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt