Cunt jokes
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit? Because he is a smelly cunt.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
I still remember my grandpa's last words, "Stop wobbling the ladder, you cunt!"
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
Cunt.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?