Cunt jokes

Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

I will always remember my grandpa's last words: "Stop shaking the ladder, you cunt!"

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words: "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER, YOU LITTLE CUNT!"

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?

A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....

Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.

Cunt.

What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?

A jammy cunt.

What do feminists and tampons have in common?

They're both stuck-up cunts.

I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?