I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
How do you tell if a n..... is pregnant?
Shove a banana up her cunt. If there is a bite out of it when you pull it out you know another monkey is on the way
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.