There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt
I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other
A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts
DON’T GO TO GHOSTPOSTER.COM THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO RUN THAT SITE ARE A FUCKING BUNCH IF DUMB FUCKING CUNTS WHO CAN SUCK MY BIG COCK
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him…
I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”
grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder
Ok now I’m not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
…two cunts were walking down the street. one was doing calculus, and the other one says, ’ imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk…
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating cunt too
Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It’s called “Buddha. You Fat Cunt.”
What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat
what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt
What’s strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?.. A woman!
Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.