I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt

I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to “Fuck of!!!”! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

Q:There was two tampons walking down the road the other day guess what they said to each other

A:nothing cause they’re both stuck up cunts

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

Salmon Rushdie got a new book out. It’s called “Buddha. You Fat Cunt.”

grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done My last thought : am I a murder


What’s worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

What do we call a Canadian gay ~disciplined cunt

What do we call a gay Canadian? Sophisticated cunt

I told my mother im a sexy cunt she said no u got cancer u twat

How do you tell if a n..... is pregnant?

Shove a banana up her cunt. If there is a bite out of it when you pull it out you know another monkey is on the way

Why are Deepika Amar’s jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

Kill your self. Stop thinking whether or not to do it u dumb fucking cunt no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building bitch.

what do you call a magician with no magic dyslexic cunt

What do you call a fat cunt under 3 ft

Ollie Abbott

My man is a paci cunt that sucks my dick

Jokes he just asked me for bobs and vegana

How do you get a nun pregnant? Get the alter boy to shit in her cunt