god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat
What do you call a bear without a ear?
B
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What is a cow on two legs?
YO MAMA
Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean Beef.
