Mammal jokes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
LYNXXXXXXX!
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!