Mammal Jokes

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

I named my horse Mayo.

Mayo neighs.

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

what do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly Mammoth.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

why cant chines people play base ball because they ate the bat

What do you call a bear without a ear?

B

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!

What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.

Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications

What's goes "Ooooooo."? A cow with no lips

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

A cheetah and a lion are racing... The cheetah wins...

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"

What is a cow on two legs?

YO MAMA

Why is the koala not a bear? It doesn't have the right koalafications.

One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!