Aren't I beary good?
Mammal Jokes
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
