Mammal jokes
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
MY 4 little kittens
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
Mole
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow! What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
WOW ITS FAT
