Mammal jokes
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What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Aren't I beary good?
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
WOW ITS FAT
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
the other cutest kitten in the world like this if you want this kitten in your hands
His face is on the wrong foot
