What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
MAGAnon is the goat
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Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Nancy the throat goat!
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
