What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? – A pimp.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
What do you call a goat? A goat
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
I’ve patched 1,000 roofs and they don’t call you Boris the roof patcher, I’ve built 100,000 sword and shields and they don’t call you Boris the blacksmith but you fuck one goat.
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he’s a goat?
A. A Billy Goose
what do you call a amazing goat
shaenaya likes goat dick
why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!
a goat drank my redbull, so now it’s a baphomet!!!
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:Gasps Dad goat: Nah i’m just KIDing
Muslim furries like goats
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You’re my boo.
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do sheep hate there enemies goats