What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
Q. What do they call an Isis terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
MAGAnon is the goat
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A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
I mess up goats for unicorns? Jimmy the Unicorn or goat. I don't even know.
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”
Before you leave that marriage, remember that one inn0cent 🐐 g0at was k!lled for your traditional marriage😔☹️☹️☹️
whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nancy the throat goat!
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
What the difference between a set slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
a goat drank my redbull, so now it's a baphomet!!!
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
what do you call a fantastic goat
goatastic so funny please like
Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵
He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
