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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? – A pimp.

What do you call a goat? A goat

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer : Chi-ca-go

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

what do you call a fantastic goat

goatastic so funny please like

what do you call a amazing goat

a goat-zing

whats a goats favourite video game? mario goat cart!!!

Muslim furries like goats

a goat drank my redbull, so now it’s a baphomet!!!

I’ve patched 1,000 roofs and they don’t call you Boris the roof patcher, I’ve built 100,000 sword and shields and they don’t call you Boris the blacksmith but you f... one goat.

why did the goat have an abortion? because she already had too many kids!

shaenaya likes goat dick