What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
A seal walks into a club.
Mole
A baby seal walked into a club.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
