Mammal jokes

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

What do you call a deer who is funny?

Diraleous.

What kind of animal falls from the sky?

Answer: A raindeer.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

A seal walks into a club.

So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.

The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"

Mole

A baby seal walked into a club.

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What did momma seal name her twin girls?

Luceal and Sealia.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"

If you humped a whale, it would humpback.

What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Yes, houses can't jump at all.

What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?

Panda-monium!