Mammal jokes
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
A baby seal walks into a club...
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college? Bye-son.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why did the zebra cross the road?