Mammal jokes
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
WOW ITS FAT
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Mole
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
A baby seal walked into a club.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
LYNXXXXXXX!
Q: What do you do if you bump into a koala?
A: You koalagize to it.