Mammal jokes
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
A baby seal walks into a club...
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What do you call a bear with no ears? A b.
Yeah, that joke was unbearable.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What is the difference between a cow and me?
Nothing.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.