What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
Why is a elephent big,grey, and hairy?
what is the difference between a cow and me
nothing
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Why did the zebra cross the road
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"