Mammal

Mammal jokes

Bat

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Memes

Sex

In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.

Cat

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

Elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"

Cheetah

A cheetah and a lion are racing.

The cheetah wins.

The lion says, "You a cheetah!"

The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"