Mammal jokes
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
A seal walks into a club.
Memes
squint your eyes
Mole
A baby seal walked into a club.
In my house, good sex sounds like seals slapping each other.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!