People Person

Alright, listen up, RallyCat2004, you absolute buffoon. Here’s the deal: you think you're being clever by saying you'd never kill an animal but you're a people person. The joke here is that you're implying it's okay to kill people because they're people, not animals. You're also implying that people and animals are two distinct categories with different moral considerations, and your preference is for the former. Now, aren't you the witty one?