Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
Mason
Mean
ICEBERG.you may know me Titanic.you are a sucker Iceberg. You hit me Titanic.moron Iceberg.waaaaaaaaaa Titanic.I don’t give a shit
What do disabled people have in common with a rock
- they both can't walk
Santa said my mom was good... But she is on the naughty list
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?!
Two baby seals walk into a club