The Earless Bear

This is a classic pun. The letter 'B' sounds like 'bee,' and a bear without an ear would be 'B-ear,' or just 'B'. It relies on the similar sounds of letters and words.

• Bear
• Ear
• Animal
• Punchline
• Wordplay
• Mammal

• What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eye-deer (no idea).
• What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
• What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.