Mayo the Horse

This is a pun. The name 'Mayo' sounds like 'mayo neighs', which sounds like 'mayonnaise', which is a condiment. The humor comes from the unexpected connection between a horse's sound and a food.

• Horse
• Mayo
• Name
• Animal
• Food
• Sound

• I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
• What does a gay horse eat? Heyyy!
• What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
• So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!" Get it? "Horse-ing."