Bison

Bison jokes

Bull

What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

Buffalo

What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Son

What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

"Bye son!"

Get it? Bye son, Bison!

Animal

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Mum

Dog toys are getting out of control.

My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

Son

What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.