What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What did the bull say when he went to college? Bison šššš