Bison jokes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.
Curry.
Teacher: Okay class, what's a word that begins with A?
Student: Apple!
Teacher: Good! What's a word beginning with B?
Student:....Bitch...
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!