Bison

Bison Jokes

Buffalo

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Bull

    What did the bull say to his son when he was going to school? "Bison!"

    Buffalo

    What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?

    You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

    Son

    What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?

    "Bye son!"

    Get it? Bye son, Bison!

    Animal

    This is how animals were named.

    "Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

    "Bison. Perfect."

    Mum

    Dog toys are getting out of control.

    My mum's dog has a round bison bone.

    Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.

    Son

    What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.