Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
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How do you get a koala to die ? Kill it
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
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Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
What's big black and touches children?
Harambe
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
