Mammal jokes
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
LYNXXXXXXX!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call a deer with no ear?
One ear.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.