An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
A kid is watching TV and sees an ad about adopting an animal. He then turns to his mother and says, “Do we have to adopt a donkey?” “No,” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it... we adopted you.”
Donkeys are cool.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
A boy was terrible at writing sentences so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences and return to school the next day. When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call so he angrily shouted at the child “Shut up you Donkey!” The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom who assumed that he wanted to play video games so she said “No my dear, tomorrow.” That was his second sentence. For the third sentence he went to his older brother who was watching football where someone scored a goal so he was jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” For the fourth sentence he went to his sister who was singing “Spider-Man Spider-Man!”. For the last sentence he went to his grandmother who was cleaning the toilet and singing “Under the toilet, under the toilet”. He went to school the next day and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, “Shut up you Donkey!” The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, “Do you want me to slap you?” The boy said, “No my dear, tomorrow.” This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately he started jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” The teacher dragged him to the principal’s office as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was to which he replied by singing “ Spider-Man Spider-Man!” She asked him where he lived so he sang “Under the toilet, under the toilet”.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
Mom: (Looking through Facebook) How adorable! Kid: (Looking over her shoulder) What a cute ass! The kid's mom blushes until she realizes what he was pointing to. It was a picture of a baby donkey.
The real question is, what was she looking at on the same screen that made her blush at that remark?
why are democrats represented by the donkey... Because some democrats can be such an ass
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too.
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
