A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
donkeys are cool
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
why are democrats represented by the donkey... Because some democrats can be such an ass
I tried to eat ass once the donkeys got one hell of a kick!
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
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What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
What did the horses say to the donkeys Jackasses please like
