A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
donkeys are cool
when a donkey digs a tunnel it is called a burro
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What is the most awkward moment when Helen Keller is playing Pin the tail on the donkey? Her friends aren’t sure whether to blindfold her.
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, You look like a donkey, And smell like one, too.
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What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do u call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
