What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
What is big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
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What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!
Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
2 fe male mouse met and one spoke yesterday I met a mouse he was black and he had wings and he had some cool sharp teeth he said he only at night
other mouse : ummm...thats a bat
that asshole he told me that he is a pilot
why doesn't bat man need robin as a wing man?
cos he has no problem robin' your girl
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first bite <3
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
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