China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees
A blind man walks into a woman’s bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says before you tell your joke you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols, do you still want to tell that joke cowboy. He thought for a second and said not if I have to explain it five times.
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
