Bat Jokes


What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

Funny but sad.

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad’s voice. Brad said I’ve got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you’re up to bat next.


A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

Daniel King
in Baseball

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇!


China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

Daniel King

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!


Q.why can’t chinese people play baseball A.because they eat the bat


What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.


I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse

in Animal

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? – A bat.


I bet China can be the best baseball team, they took out the entire world with just a bat

kid toutcher
in Orphan

what did the orphan say to the other? quickly robin to the bat mobiel

in Ball

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat


When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?


Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

Daniel King

Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.


Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they already ate the bat~!

Daniel King

What do bats 🦇 like to eat?

Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂

in Dark Humor

What do emo kids and bats have in common?

They both hang from trees

in Baseball

What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?

“We should touch base”