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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? – A bat.

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.

What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?

Love at first bite <3

a little black boy goes to heaven’ he gets wings and then says look God im an angel’ God says no u stupid your a bat,

Batman vs Superman

What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!

Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying

now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide