A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

What’s brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat

China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad’s voice. Brad said I’ve got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you’re up to bat next.

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What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇!

What did Batman do when he went shopping?

Got ham!

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? – A bat.

What’s brown and hurts your teeth?

A chocolate?

No. A baseball bat in my hands.

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat. 🦇😂

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat

Why did the bat fall out of the tree? It couldn’t hang in there.

What do bats 🦇 like to eat?

Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂

When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?

Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!

Why doesn’t China have a cricket team?

They always eat the bat

What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?

A bat 🦇

What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!

A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I’m an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

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