Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying , Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died and two weeks later Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next.
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health? -A baseball bat
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What's brown and hurts your teeth?
A chocolate?
No. A baseball bat in my hands.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
What do bats 🦇 like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
what did the orphan say to the other? quickly robin to the bat mobiel