My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
Who did the cow đ want to hang with?
The udders
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Why donât cows đ have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
Where do sheep go to shop? Woolmart
What do cows call money? Moola
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
My friendâs neighborâs house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
