Wildlife jokes
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Chomp!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜