What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?
Because they’re a bunch of cheetahs!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
7000+ bats.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
Suck my cheetah.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
