Mammal jokes
Donkeys are cool.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, houses can't jump.
What goes "Ooooooo"?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
I named my horse Mayo. Mayo neighs.
squint your eyes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What is a dog?
An animal.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"