Mammal jokes
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
What would you call a cat royal’s descendants?
A feline.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
Koalas are awesome!
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. The man orders a beer, one for him and one for the giraffe.
After they finish their drinks, the giraffe falls over, and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door.
The bartender says, "Stop! You can't leave that thing lying on the floor!"
The man says, "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe."
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boobies.
Two baby seals walk into a club.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.